These statements were each collected from police records during interviews regarding the cases against:
Suspect 1: Oscar Fuentes Haimlich De Marco Baum Cruz Andrew Bjorn Adrian Ragnar Dimitri David Desilvia Costa
Suspect 2: Raymond (No Last Name Given)
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Responding Officers
Shaun Grant & Christina Wittmeier**** On Record: Recording ****
Officer 2: We responded to a call that there were two individuals that were wanted on an outstanding warrant. We located the two individuals who appeared to be filming some kind of statement to a camera. They were surrounded by what looked like a full film crew or something.
Officer 1: We were able to apprehend the two suspects without incident, but the crew seemed a bit confused on what was happening to the suspects, mentioning something about getting paid for their time. One saying, "Now we're [redacted]."
Officer 2: Although the two suspects were found together, I don't believe they are wanted for the same crimes, or what those crimes might be. I mean it was [redacted] weird. They were both dressed formally from the waist up.
Officer 1: From the waist down, not so much. Thank god they were wearing shorts and not boxers. It would have sucked if they were on camera with their [redacted] out.
[Inaudible]
Officer 1: Sorry. Yes. They were taken into custody without incident.
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