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Cheating Groom
The TruckThe cheater (or groom) ... known to most of Collier County as DipShit ... is the kind of man who can talk his way into almost anything … and out of absolutely nothing. Equal parts charming and reckless, he’s the life of the party until the bill arrives, at which point he suddenly “left his wallet in the truck.”
DipShit is a born-and-bred Florida good ol’ boy with a weakness for fast boats, cheap beer, and making very bad decisions in public. His ten-minute marriage to The Disgruntled Bride ended in spectacular fashion when he was caught getting way too friendly with her sister and cousin at their own reception. His defense? “It was a misunderstanding … and also, technically, we weren’t married for a full hour yet.”
He’s not a villain so much as a walking cautionary tale—forever chasing the next thrill without thinking about the fallout. Whether he’s fixing up (and promptly wrecking) a jet ski, entering a swamp buggy race with no preparation, or borrowing money for a “can’t-miss” scheme involving exotic reptiles, DipShit always finds a way to land himself in the middle of trouble. And somehow, that trouble often loops him back into The Bride’s orbit … much to her absolute fury.
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