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Disgruntled Bride

Ashley Plummer

The Bride ... though most folks know her as The Disgruntled Bride ... was a bride for exactly ten minutes before her fairytale turned into a Florida crime blotter headline. Still in her wedding dress, she caught her brand-new husband locked in a suspiciously affectionate embrace with not one, but two of her wedding guests: her own sister and her cousin. The cake hadn’t even been cut yet.

Rather than crumble, The Bride did what any self-respecting, wronged Florida woman would do: she grabbed the microphone from the DJ, announced the end of her marriage, and threw her bouquet directly at her ex’s head with pinpoint accuracy. That was the day she swore off men entirely, vowing to live life on her own terms.

Feisty, quick-witted, and not afraid to throw hands (or lawn furniture), The Bride has turned her heartbreak into a kind of superpower. She’s fiercely independent, has a suspiciously large collection of “decorative” baseball bats, and always seems to know where the best happy hour deals are. In the It Happens in Florida universe, The bride’s the friend you call when you need backup… or when you need someone to talk you into doing something wildly petty but deeply satisfying.

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