These statements were each collected from police records during interviews regarding the cases against:
Suspect 1: Oscar Fuentes Haimlich De Marco Baum Cruz Andrew Bjorn Adrian Ragnar Dimitri David Desilvia Costa
Suspect 2: Raymond (No Last Name Given)

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**** On Record: Recording ****

Is this on? … Oh, I gotta write it? …But … OK.

[Inaudible]

Just say something and you’ll write it?

[Inaudible] … OK. 

Well, I, uh, went for a walk and you alls were doing something with that camera and stuff so I got kinda curious if somethin’ happened to Old Man Elroy. I thought you was the news or something. 

But I see Oscar there and I’m thinkin’: he’s not the news. I mean he’s been on it, sure, but usually just for possession or something. Him and this other tightwad are walkin’ and talkin’ about the state. And it gets me wonderin’ if he is running for president or something with this other guy. 

I guess not because they locked em up into a police car when they was done. So he might be runnin’ for sheriff or something. But if you watch the news tonight, you might see me. 

… is that what you needed? [Inaudible] Is my beer still cold?

**** End of Recording ****

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