These statements were each collected from police records during interviews regarding the cases against:
Suspect 1: Oscar Fuentes Haimlich De Marco Baum Cruz Andrew Bjorn Adrian Ragnar Dimitri David Desilvia Costa
Suspect 2: Raymond (No Last Name Given)
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S1E01 - Pilot
The Iguana
Winnie**** On Record: Recording ****
I understand that you are trying to solve a crime, but I am an iguana. There is very little I can offer you in terms of eye-witness testimony, mainly because I would much rather sun myself than get involved in the business of others.
However, the real question you likely should be asking is how, in fact, you are talking to an iguana. Could it be that perhaps there was some evidence that didn’t make it to the evidence locker?
Does the room always look this purple?
[Other Voice]: Can either of you [redacted] tell me where the drugs that were confiscated are?
[Inaudible]
**** End of Recording ****