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Officer Christina
Christina WittmeierIn Florida, some cops chase down drug rings or work high-profile cases. Officers Christina and Shaun? They mostly chase Raymond and Oscar … or more accurately, the bizarre situations those two manage to wander into.
Christina is the by-the-book half of the pair: sharp-eyed, calm under pressure, and the type to fill out paperwork with perfect grammar. A 4-year veteran of the force, she’s seen it all, but somehow Raymond and Oscar keep topping her “strangest call” list. She treats their arrests like she treats her morning coffee: routine, necessary, and best handled without too much conversation.
Over time, the she and her partner have grown oddly attached to their regulars. They can count on Raymond to be apologetic, Oscar to be outraged, and Florida Man (if he turns up) to be conspicuously shirtless. It’s nothing personal; just another workday in Florida … where every form you file comes with a story you can’t make up. Even so, sometimes even the most professional can get "pissed today!"